I was satisfied with my fingers for a while and then I started experimenting with carrots and cucumbers. It felt so good to stretch out the walls of my pussy with a large cucumber, lock my ankles together and squeeze my legs together tightly while I frantically rubbed my clit until I climaxed. I quickly got bored after a few weeks of that. I noticed that my climaxes were getting weak, so from experience I knew I needed to prolong my arousal so that when I finally did cum, I would explode.
SLAP-HAPPY I work as a receptionist in a large corporation in New Orleans so I have to dress-up every day and my days are long and boring. When I leave work, I have to fight my way through rush hour traffic for a good 45 minutes before I get away from the city and headed for home. I got to keep the house after the divorce because it was mine to begin with. I inherited it from my grandfather. It's perfect... It's a small ranch built 1/4 mile back into 15 acres of woods/swamp. It's well worth the drive every day in and out of the city when I finally get home, strip off all my clothes and run around naked in the house. No one ever comes to the door because I have a post box and I don't get the paper. In fact you can't even tell that there is a house back in there because the dirt road is grown over with vines most of the time anyway.
I very rarely wear clothes when I'm home in fact I'm usually buck naked for 2 days on weekends. I can imagine I would be quite a specticle if someone did happen to suprise me. My 49 DDD's flopping around as I washed my windows or something like that. Oh well it has'nt happened in 10 years so I'm not worried. Well on with my story.
One Friday I made it home after a long day of work and went right into my bedroom. I took off my clothes and stood in front of my full length mirror massaging the bra lines that depressed deep into my breasts. My nipples instantly went rock hard when they were free to the air. Like I said, my nipples are very large. At least a 1/2 inch around and when aroused they stand out a good 1/2 inch too. They aren't very sensitive unless I've been playing with them alot. I included them in the massage as I headed for the kitchen to make myself a large Scotch and Water. I was ready for a relaxing weekend.
By the time I read my mail I had finished the first drink and quickly poured another before heading into the bedroom. I picked up my worn clothes and watched myself in the mirror walking into the bathroom. The bathroom is connected to my bedroom. The double sized bath/hot tub looked inviting so I turned on the water and went back into the bedroom. I found my drink and took a large swallow watching myself in the mirror. I walked closer to