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hold you Dr. Byck. I'm sorry this all happened. Apparently the arresting officers were unaware that your accuser was a patient, and quite frankly we are desperate to find an explanation for your wife's death, so. . ." He let it drop there. "Oh, it really is quite alright," I said. "I understand, and I wish I knew the truth about my wife's death. No hard feelings." "One thing though, Doctor," the chief continued. "We found this audio cassette in Kibo's pocket. It seems to be a musical play of some sort. I'd like for you to listen to it a moment." The speakers in the room started to crackle from age. A raspy sound started to emanate from them. "Yes, I killed my wife, Lee. Yes I knocked her out with a hammer. Yes I cut her with a poison razor. Yes I. . . ." Two officers restrained me as I tried to bolt from the room. "There is one more thing, Dr. Byck," the chief said. "I'd like to introduce you to Detective Giuseppe "Kibo" Zangara." The door opened and there stood Kibo, the crazy fuck who had cornered me. "Why, Kibo, why did you fuck me over?" "'I did it to bring down the government of Abraham Lincoln and avenge the ravaged south. . . . `"*

* The speech meant to emulate John Wilkes Booth is taken from the musical Assassins by Stephen Sondheim and John Weidman

**QUIZ**

1) How should Kibo's name be pronounced? a) Sauerkraut b) Who the fuck cares? c) Both

2) Why wasn't there any sex in the story? a) To piss off the people in alt.sex.stories b) Who the fuck cares? c) Both

3) Does Kibo exist? a) Yes b) No c) Both

C Squared

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